The Mommy Test

I stole this (unashamedly, I admit) from a friend who actually gets to read other blogs...

fwd from another list:
THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I
took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ....I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You
have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if
you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied
back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom